Before going home with a guy, give him a blow job. Guys are always more relaxed after a blow job. (You're totally welcome, guys. P.S. Girls can't see this sentence! ! ! ! ! )

Eugene Mirman
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A Blow job is giving a guy oral sex. A guy will love you more if you give him a blow job. This is because he will know that you are only giving him sex. He will not feel that you are trying to sleep with him or that you want his money.

When girls give guys blow jobs, they never want money. They just want to make the guy happy and feel good about themselves. I would like to think more girls would like to do this after reading this quote!

Source: The Will To Whatevs: A Guide To Modern Life

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